Monday, December 17, 2007

Mall Santa - 2007

Maeve hid behind Baby like her life depended on it. Maeve's anxiety spread to Teaghan. Santa was all about the ho ho ho.

Buddy: Santa!

Santa enters. Children and Buddy cheer and call out.

Buddy: Who the heck are you?

Santa: What are you talking about? I’m Santa Claus.

Buddy: No you’re not!

Santa: Why of course I am! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Buddy: If you’re Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?

Santa: Uh…Happy Birthday, of course.

Santa:(To little boy on lap) So how old are you son? You’re a big boy. What’s your name?

Little Boy: Paul

Santa: What do you want for Christmas?

Buddy: Paul, don’t tell him what you want. He’s a liar. (to Santa) You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?

Santa: Just cool it, Zippy!

Buddy: You sit on a throne of LIES.

Santa:(getting angry) Look, I’m not kidding…

Buddy: You’re a fake!

Santa: I’m a fake? How’d you like to be dead?

Little Boy:(whispering) Fake.

Santa: (to the little boy, laughing) He’s kidding!

Buddy: You stink! You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.

Buddy pulls off Santa’s beard.

Buddy: He’s an IMPOSTER! (Santa tackles Buddy... they begin wrestling) He’s a fake! He’s a fake! He’s not Santa Claus!

Buddy the Elf.

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